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CRACK MEME PLZ

So, we all know the infamous Phoenix Wright Kink Meme. Epic-ness ensued. But what about our crack-related cravings? Our less prominent pairings? What about such nutty needs disguised as annoying alliterations?

Well, that's just what I was thinking.

Therefore:

The Phoenix Wright Crack Meme!!!1!!1!1111onEONEOne!!!

Which Means:

You must anonymously post one CRACK[*] pairing and one prompt [anything from "candles" to "ripped bags of coffee beans spilling out over Ron DeLite's head".]

To fill a request out, reply to the comment of the selected prompt also anonymously with your interpretation of the preposterous pairing and prompt!

All rating, length, and genres are acceptable!


For Reelz Rules

◊ [*]Crack pairings only. This means no canon or mainstream pairings. So, as much as we love a good old Miles/Phoenix, Franziska/Adrian, or heck, even a Ron/Dessie, this is to let our crack-ish creative juices flow.

◊ Make sure you're posting anonymously!

◊ If someone's already filled out a request that really inspires you, feel free to fill it out also!

◊ Keep the drama out of here. All we want here are pairings, prompts, filled out requests, and the occasional "OMFG SQUEE YOU ROCK <33333 HART HART LULZ". We want none of that "U SAWK. THAT PAIRING IS DERANGED. GO DIAF". It's your fault for clicking.

◊ If you request, try filling one out for lulz! It's like if you take a little, give a little back. The spirit of the holiday season! 8D

GO FORTH AND SPREAD CRACK~!
EDIT: Thanks to aprilechidna5, we now have a crack meme archive! :D Over here!

Comments

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(Anonymous)

Max/Ayame (from Fruits Basket)

Prompt: "GORGEOUS!!"

(note: In Japanese, Max said "Gorgeous!" instead of "Fabulous!"

Ayame's theme song is entitled "so gorgeous!")

(Anonymous)

I WILL PAY AN ANON TO WRITE THIS.

(Anonymous)

Angel Starr x Lotta Hart

Home-cooking.

(Anonymous)

SHADI(Highlight for GS4 spoiler)(ZAKKU)/PHOENIX =DDD
Er, this picture (Tiny 4-1 spoiler that's SHOWN IN TRAILERS. Seriously. Get a grip guys XD) http://www.court-records.net/screenshot/GS4/stripsearch.png

...Oh, come on, it's dodgy looking and you know it.

Spoilers: highlight plz! Bonus points for a 'Trucy has two daddies' mention~!

(Anonymous)

Gregory/Juan

Prompt: Gregory and Juan get into a conversation about how they died and who killed them.(I just want this to be adorable and cavity causign fluff)

(Anonymous)

THIS GOT A BIT SILLY I'M AFRAID

So Gregory was dead. That came as a surprise to him, since he didn't really expect that to happen. Or at least, happen that soon.

Juan was also dead but really he wasn't surprised about that. He doubted that either he or Engarde would live past their twenty-fifth birthday at the rate they were going, and it looked like Engarde had cheated his way out of something yet again.

There's not a lot to do when you're dead except pester the living, which was a bit difficult without a handy medium to possess, so often dead people (ghosts, as some of them called it although this got them roundly boo'd) would just chat with one another. The afterlife was not really a good place to be if you weren't very social.

"So how did you come to be here?" Gregory asked Juan, who was sitting in a ghost chair drinking a ghost beer.

"Died." Juan shrugged a ghostly shrug.

"How?"

"Engarde got lucky." Juan thought for a second, then realized he might have to unpack that. "Kind of my eternal hated enemy for life."

"I see." Gregory nodded; it made a lot of sense.

"What about you?" Juan asked, moving his ghost reed from one side of his mouth to the other with his tongue (a ghost tongue).

"I was also killed by a rival of mine, although I don't think we really hated each other. Although, I guess I AM dead. So maybe he hated me more than I thought."

"How'd he kill you?"

Gregory pointed at his chest, which had a neat hole in it. "Shot while I was unconscious."

Juan whistled. "Well, that's as cool a way to go as any. I got strangled to death. How lame is that. Engarde didn't even do it, he hired some guy to do it instead since he's such a coward."

"Yes, well... that's very interesting," Gregory said, not interested. "Did you leave anyone behind?"

Juan paused. "...Not really. I think the only person that would've cared is... already here."

Well that was awkward. Gregory looked at the Earth, some indistinct distance away from wherever they currently were in their ghost plane of existing (as ghosts). "I left a son behind... I hope he's alright."

"A son? That's harsh," Juan said with some genuine sympathy. Gregory seemed to notice this and a smile ghosted his lips.

"Yeah... I really thought I'd grow up to see him married some day... have grandkids, the whole thing." Gregory sighed. "Instead, here I am... way too soon."

"That's super harsh," Juan said, tossing Gregory a ghost beer. "You think of possessing someone and checking on him?"

"Yeah, but no one's really made themselves available recently... I guess no one has much call for me anymore."

"Aww, don't get like that." Juan threw an arm around Gregory's shoulders. "Self-pity's for losers."

"Yeah, I guess you're right." Gregory downed the ghost beer quickly, on account of it being insubstantial ectoplasm. "Not much I can do about it now, anyway."

"That's the spirit!" Juan laughed, and the two of them got pleasantly buzzed. They later, under judgement that on later inspection turned out to be rather suspect, went and haunted a traffic intersection for a few hours scaring passersby. All parties decreed the night "awesome".

After that Gregory and Juan would regularly meet up and chill out together, GHOSTSTYLE.

(Anonymous)

Humble Anonymous humbly requests a request...Please? ._.:

Phoenix/Ron
Prompt: Cuddling - Super Extra Bonus points for Cuddling + Kissing

(Anonymous)

Fic, lulz! (1st half)

*isn't all that good at fic, but thought she'd give it a try cause the pair is cute*



“Thank you…thank you so much for representing me Mr. Wright…” the squeaky voice nearly whispered. The court was in recess right now, a twenty minute break for Phoenix to collect his thoughts and figure out where he would go from where he’d left off. As of now, he was sitting in the lobby beside his client and doing just that…or at least, trying to.

“It’s no trouble, Mr. DeLite…I believe you. I can…kind of tell you’re not the killing type.” Phoenix laughed.

“That’s right! I…I wouldn’t hurt a fly, Dessie can tell you!” Ron snapped, a little louder than he intended to. “You’re going to get me off, right? Right, Mr. Wright?”

Phoenix had to stop himself from laughing out loud at the wording of his question. He knew what he meant, obviously. But the part of him that hadn’t quite grown up, his inner 10-year-old, giggled at the unintentional innuendo.

“Yes… I’m going to try my hardest to get you cleared of the murder charges, however I can-”

Suddenly, the defense attorney found himself with a pair of arms wrapped tightly around him. He turned bright red, looking down at Ron with a quizzical look.

“Thank you! Thank you so much! I…I have faith in you! Absolute faith in you, Mr. Wright! I…I know you’ll do it! I just know you will!” Ron squealed with….well, delight.

“Mr. DeLite…you’re crushing me.”

“I…I am? Oh, I’m s-sorry, I…I get very clingy… when I’m nervous…” Ron stuttered, also reddening. “Having someone there… helps me relax a little… Dessie lets me hug her like this all the time…’cause she says I’m a worrywart…”

“Wherever would she get that idea…” Phoenix muttered sarcastically.

(Anonymous)

Godot/Tigre
Kittens

(Anonymous)

Godot/Bat

comas

(Anonymous)

THAT WOULD BE SO HOT

(Anonymous)

Polly x Torpedo

Prompt: Ketchup

X3

(Anonymous)

started :D

(Anonymous)

Why don't you have a seat over there...

Pedobear is finally caught by his archnemesis, Chris Hansen, and it's up to Phoenix Wright/Defense attorney of your choice to defend him! (Or Edgeworth/Prosecutor of your choice to prosecute him, or both!)

I need this like air, anon.

(Anonymous)

DO FUCKING WANT

OH GOD SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO THIS.

(Anonymous)

Gumshoe/Atmey

Detective!Smut ftw.

(Anonymous)

Not sure if want...

But someone do it anyway.

(Anonymous)

Klavier/Maya; fangirling.

(Anonymous)

Dahlia/Mia

bitch slapping :D

(Anonymous)

Godot/Juan Corrida *gets shot for stereotyping*

HERITAGE.

(Anonymous)

Gant/Phoenix (is Gant/anyone even a crack pairing now?) Noncon, bondage, and Anon would love you for drugged!Phoenix. Also use of toys.

Y HALO THAR HELL, I SEE I HAVE MANY FRIENDS HERE ALREADY.

(Anonymous)

Tigre x Ron DeLite

Prompt: "Loan Compensation"

;D

(Anonymous)

DO MOTHERFUCKING WANT

Oh god oh god oh god.

If I knew how to wright (Lol) slash erotica, I'd do this.

SOMEONE. FILL MY PLACE. PLEEEEASE.
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