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CRACK MEME PLZ

So, we all know the infamous Phoenix Wright Kink Meme. Epic-ness ensued. But what about our crack-related cravings? Our less prominent pairings? What about such nutty needs disguised as annoying alliterations?

Well, that's just what I was thinking.

Therefore:

The Phoenix Wright Crack Meme!!!1!!1!1111onEONEOne!!!

Which Means:

You must anonymously post one CRACK[*] pairing and one prompt [anything from "candles" to "ripped bags of coffee beans spilling out over Ron DeLite's head".]

To fill a request out, reply to the comment of the selected prompt also anonymously with your interpretation of the preposterous pairing and prompt!

All rating, length, and genres are acceptable!


For Reelz Rules

◊ [*]Crack pairings only. This means no canon or mainstream pairings. So, as much as we love a good old Miles/Phoenix, Franziska/Adrian, or heck, even a Ron/Dessie, this is to let our crack-ish creative juices flow.

◊ Make sure you're posting anonymously!

◊ If someone's already filled out a request that really inspires you, feel free to fill it out also!

◊ Keep the drama out of here. All we want here are pairings, prompts, filled out requests, and the occasional "OMFG SQUEE YOU ROCK <33333 HART HART LULZ". We want none of that "U SAWK. THAT PAIRING IS DERANGED. GO DIAF". It's your fault for clicking.

◊ If you request, try filling one out for lulz! It's like if you take a little, give a little back. The spirit of the holiday season! 8D

GO FORTH AND SPREAD CRACK~!
EDIT: Thanks to aprilechidna5, we now have a crack meme archive! :D Over here!

Comments

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(Anonymous)

Redd White x The Bellboy.

Prompt: Do Not Disturb.

go fer it :)

(Anonymous)

Horribly written fic please.

I don't care what pairing or whatever, but I want something horribly written, in the vein of "Half-Life Fulllife Consequences (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences)".

Bonus points for using a character that is the brother of someone who's normally paired, in the spirit of the crapfic.

Super bonus points for "zombie goasts".

(Anonymous)

not by me, I just saw it on /v/ and thought I'd bring it here

Alex Justice who was Apollo Justices brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that criminals and prosecutors were attacking his case and aksed him for help so he went.

Alex Justice got his computer shut down and wet on the staircase to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his attorney close. Alex Justice got on his motorcycl and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life prosecutions" so he had to go.

Alex Justice ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no criminals around because he ddint have evidence.

The Kuran Village were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for Alex Justices quest to help his brother where he was. Alex Justice looked around the Kurain Village and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the criminals".

Alex Justice was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when Alex Justice went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here Alex Justice saw the first criminal because the cop was posessed and had Dahlia Hawthornes.

"I cant give you my lisense officer" Alex Justice said

"Why not?" said the Dahlia oficer back to Alex Justice.

"Because you are Dahlia Hawthorne" so Alex Justice shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.

Alex Justice had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Apollo needed him where he was. Alex Justice looked at road signs and saw "Los Angeles" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here" so Alex Justice almost turned around but heard objectioning like Apollo so he went faster again.

Alex Justice drove in and did another flip n jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took out some Matt Engardes infront of Alex Justice. Alex Justice smiled and walked fast. Alex Justice then looked on the ground and found evdence so he pickd it up and presented fast at criminal murdurars in front of a house.

Alex Justice said "Criminal murdurars leave this place" and the criminal murdurars said "but yo dawg dis is da east side" and Alex Justice felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were criminal murdurars so he convicted the east side and killed the criminal murdurars so they were at piece.

Then Alex Justice herd another objection from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Los Angeleds was nothing like the Kurain Villages there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from criminals.

When Alex Justice got to where the objectioning was started from he found his brother Apello Justice trialin Manfred von Karmma and Apollo said "Alex Justice! Over here!" so Alex Justice went there to where Apollo Justice was trialing. Alex Justice presented his evidence from teh suitcase really fast and the evidence went and perceived Manfred von Karma in the eyes and Manfred von Karma couldnt see.

Apollo Justice said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and presented Manfred von Karma in the face and Manfred von Karma confessed. Alex Justice said "thanks i could help, bro" and Apollo Justice said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed.

The laughed overed quickly though because Alex Justice yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the top of the Federal Courthouse ceiling. Apollo Justice looked up and said "NOO! Alex Justice run out of here fast as you can!" and Alex Justice walked real fast out.

Alex Justice loked back and saw Apollo get swimmd with by Damon Gant and he was mad and angry.

"I'll get you back Damon Gant!" Alex Justice yelled at the top of lungs.

to be continued..?

(Anonymous)

obvious anon is totally obvious.

Meekins/Viola please.

Prompt: Misunderstandings. Either Meekins sees Viola rather upset after 3-3 and comforts her, and she mistakes his general good-guyness as romantic interest and she pursues him as such. OR Meekins starts dating Viola, only afterwards realizing who her grandfather is, thus having a sort of panic attack all "omgomgpeoplelikemearen'tsupposedtodatepeoplelikeherbutbutahh" or something.

;; DO WANT LIKE BURNING.

(Anonymous)

Re: obvious anon is totally obvious.

I think I could do this. *ponders* I'll try. :D I love Meekins with all my heart and soul.

(I want to do this just so that I can include the whole 'omgomgpeoplelikemearen'tsupposedtodatepeoplelikeherbutbutahh' spaz attack. :F) It will be fluffy and adorable and ONHJOTHIAEHTITH worthy. I hope I meet your requirements :F

(Anonymous)

Meet the Grandfather of your girlfriend (and he is a scary Mob Boss) [Part 1/1]

I think I just destoyed your idea there. Sorry bout that. >.< I hope you like.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mike Meekins didn't know how he started dating his darling Viola. Heck, he didn't even know WHY she dated him. But the only problem was that Viola never told him her last name. But Mike guessed their relationship was going to the next level.
"I think it's time you meet my grandfather. He.. he... he..." Viola followed that statement with her trademark scary laugh. Just like every time someone told Mike a some big news while he was eating, he would choke on his food. And he did this time.
"coughcoughhackhackchokechokeakfhasdih.... Wha'?" But Viola didn't answer back. She just moved her head to the side and had a look on her face that said 'You will do this. And like it. And enjoy yourself or else you WILL sleep with the fishies.' Fortunally, Mike didn't notice this last part of the look and magicly, he was standing outside the house where Viola lived with her grandfather.

"Grandfather, I have returned home. And I brought a guest." Viola moved aside so Mike could see the man who would decide Mike's fate with Viola. And sitting before him was Bruto Cadaverini, the well known Mob Boss.
"So. You are the lucky man to be dating my granddaughter. Pleased to Meet you." Bruto made no move to get up and shake Mike's hand.
"SO GLAD TO MEET YOU TOO SIR!" The problem Mike had with the volume of his voice was comming up.
Viola looked from her grandfather to her boyfriend.
"I'll go and make some coffee... Strong coffee... just for Mikey-kins. He... he... he..." With that, Viola walked out of the room leaving Mike and Bruto alone.
"So. I would like to know what you do. In case you DO end up dating my darling granddaughter."
This caused Mike to panic on the inside. And what was suppost to stay in his head, came out of his mouth.
"omgomgpeoplelikemearen'tsupposedtodatepeoplelikeherbutbutahh! I'M SOO SORRY SIR! I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I LEFT THE STOVE ON WITH MY HUNGRY CAT IN IT! AND I HAVE TO GO. SO VERY PLEASED TO MEET YOU!" And Mike ran out of the house just as Viola walked back into the room with the coffee.

There was an awkward silence before Bruto said "He seems like a nice boy."

(Anonymous)

Re: Meet the Grandfather of your girlfriend (and he is a scary Mob Boss) [Part 1/1]

Also, sorry about the OOCness of them and the spelling errors. ^_^;

(Anonymous)

Matt/Manfred

Jailtime. Make it work and in character, somehow. Mind play can work. Since Matt's a sneaky little bastard.

(Anonymous)

A Series of Unfortunate... Lawyers?

I'm too lazy to see if this has been done but....

A Phoenix Wright/Series of Unfortunate events crossover? :3

Either Phoenix is Count Olaf (becasue they both rock the Phoenix Hair) becaue he EPIC FAILS at Piano and decides to be an actor. OR an AU where Phoenix, Miles, and Larry are brothers. =P All I know is that Miles is a total Klaus. AND GREGORY IS LEMONY SNICKET! =O

(Now I want to write this *tears hair out* And I will. =P There can two versions of the same fic out there |||D)

(Anonymous)

hotti/desiree

motorcycle crash, clinic admission and subsequent molestation (and throw in a super vengeful!ronnie if you really want to)

(Anonymous)

Dee/Penny

Sex in the studio 2 cottage thing; Dee as the cold seductress and Penny, shy but curious.

(Anonymous)

crowdxmax

BECAUSE EVERYONE IN THE CROWD IN COURT LOVES MAXIMILLION GALACTICA.
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