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So, we all know the infamous Phoenix Wright Kink Meme. Epic-ness ensued. But what about our crack-related cravings? Our less prominent pairings? What about such nutty needs disguised as annoying alliterations?

Well, that's just what I was thinking.


The Phoenix Wright Crack Meme!!!1!!1!1111onEONEOne!!!

Which Means:

You must anonymously post one CRACK[*] pairing and one prompt [anything from "candles" to "ripped bags of coffee beans spilling out over Ron DeLite's head".]

To fill a request out, reply to the comment of the selected prompt also anonymously with your interpretation of the preposterous pairing and prompt!

All rating, length, and genres are acceptable!

For Reelz Rules

◊ [*]Crack pairings only. This means no canon or mainstream pairings. So, as much as we love a good old Miles/Phoenix, Franziska/Adrian, or heck, even a Ron/Dessie, this is to let our crack-ish creative juices flow.

◊ Make sure you're posting anonymously!

◊ If someone's already filled out a request that really inspires you, feel free to fill it out also!

◊ Keep the drama out of here. All we want here are pairings, prompts, filled out requests, and the occasional "OMFG SQUEE YOU ROCK <33333 HART HART LULZ". We want none of that "U SAWK. THAT PAIRING IS DERANGED. GO DIAF". It's your fault for clicking.

◊ If you request, try filling one out for lulz! It's like if you take a little, give a little back. The spirit of the holiday season! 8D

EDIT: Thanks to aprilechidna5, we now have a crack meme archive! :D Over here!



Ron DeLite/Franziska


(You can only imagine my initial thoughts of this pairing...)


The earth shuddered. Wobbled. Grumbled.
And Ron DeLite's girlish squeals could be heard within a five mile radius.
"You're supposed to hide in a bathroom, riiiiight? Or maybe not. Isn't that during a tornado? Or maybe I should lie flat on the ground..."
Another shudder from the earth sent Ron reeling, right to the floor. Just before he hit the floor, a pair of arms grabbed him around his chest. He felt something...squishy against his back.
"Excuse me can you pleeeeeease get off of meeeeee?" wailed Ron. The arms flipped him over and he saw a strange looking woman who obviously liked the color blue too much. However, he was not too worried about her appearance at the moment because she looked exactly like a cat that just caught the mouse.
"Don't rape meeeeee!" he wailed, tears running down his face.
"Shhhh my sweet. Your cries only make this sweeter," the blue woman whispered huskily, leaning down to nuzzle his neck.
"But my Dessie--!"
"Shut up and call me Mama Franny," she ordered, now unbuttoning his shirt.
Ron DeLite sighed and said to himself (silently of course) Not again.


THE RON RAPE MADE ME SMILE. Jfihwfiahidnfih I died. D: <3


I highly approve of this X3


The idea that Ron often gets raped by the ladies is arousing AND amusing. Well played, clerks!

October 2008

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